Had to run out for an errand, but didn’t want to get all fapitzed, so I asked my son if I looked too grungy to be seen in public.
Without looking up from the computer, he said, “You look fine.”
“You didn’t even look!” I said, laughing.
He thought quick and said, “You always look fine.”
Points for that one.
On my way out, I teased, “You’re training to be a husband, honey! Remember, at least pretend to glance up when I ask how my outfit looks next time!” Eye roll.
I get more eye rolls per capita than anyone I know. Means I’m doing my job.