Not f’nuttin. This is stated like it’s some profound utterance no one else had ever considered, as in, “have you thought of this point?”
That’ll happen. Cynical sarcasm is our specialty here in New Jersey. Patent pending.
How’s yourself. H’what? Someone says, “How are you?” and you answer, “Fine. How’s yourself?” What’s with adding an extra syllable to make yourself appear smarter, but doing the opposite?
Youse guys. Down South, the equivalent would be “y’all.” This is more south Jersey.
And whatnot. Somehow, we think this pointless addendum actually elaborates on a point.
I got nothin. This is a catch-all, for times when we can’t think of anything interesting to say, or what we have left after we’ve paid our taxes in the great Garden State.
Hasta La-Later! I just made this one up now, but am hoping it’ll catch on as a Uniquely Joisey Phraze. Peace out, youse guys!