This is a public service message from an Anonymous Apostrophe to all of the Facebook and HuffPo users guilty of excessive and incorrect use of this overworked and misunderstood part of speech:
You’ve been misusing me for so long, I’m planning my revenge. I’m just going to leave the language altogether!
Is this what you really want, you people? Stop abusing me, or I’ll go away! Maybe even Ill go away. Howd you like them apples?