Jersey Fresh

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Word of advice for tourists:  Here in New Jersey, a person you’ve just met may say something sarcastic to you.  Don’t be alarmed; this is what we consider exchanging pleasantries.

Our FCS (First Contact to Sarcasm) Ratio is shorter here than in most states.

You might chat with a stranger on the check-out line at the grocery store, and at the end of the conversation, say, “See you later,” only to have him respond:  “Thanks for the warning!”

You’ll get used to it in time!

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