Jersey News

In New Jersey today, Governor Christie signed into law a bill allowing non-violent drug offenders the chance to go into rehab, not prison.

“If you’re pro-life, as I am, you can’t be pro-life just in the womb,” Christie said. “Every life is precious and every one of God’s creatures can be redeemed.”

In related news, it’s been leaked that Governor Christie will be giving the keynote speech at the Republican National Convention, which would debunk my theory that he’s been tapped to be Romney’s running mate.


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