When you come to New Jersey for a visit, don’t smile. We frown on happiness here! Nah, not really. But a new law bans smiling too big for your driver’s license picture. Apparently, it interferes with facial recognition software that will eventually (!) be used to prevent fraudulent licenses. The general consensus here is, in Jerzese:
□ All kindsa Big Brudda goin on heyah!
□ Since when were we smilin anyways, pal?
□ More random rules fromma buncha bureaucrats.
√ Alls of the above. I’m just sayin.